Get a yearly cervical smear / pap smear test!

VERY IMPORTANT LADIES! make sure you go for regular pap smear tests! i know it's orrible sometimes, but it's gotta be done - spread the word!

LINDSAY LOHAN IN JAIL!

Well, it's been a long time that i've wanted to go to jail - you know, just to see what the action is like!



Official Site: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY

Cuz I'm a LESBIAN!

Get Muff Muncher t-shirts here! http://www.cafepress.com/lizzythelezzy
Lizzy and the Muff Munchers -- I'm a Lesbian! http://www.lizzythelezzy.com
Created by Ruth Selwyn

Music by Yael Heim
http://www.myspace.com/yaelheim


The Muff Muncher Band:
Shakti "Shagme" Gorodetsky
Natalie "Nat the Twat" Walker
Hagit "I want a Harley" Shapira


Also starring:
Hadas B http://twitter.com/hadasb as a big dyke
Jill Abrams http://www.youtube.com/JillAbrams
Libby Tishler, Tami Bibring, Dana Ziv, Lior Elefant, Noa Barak, Yael B and the other dykes in the pub!

You can get it as a ringtone at http://www.myxer.com/lizzythelezzy but you have to sign in to get it as all my ringtones are labeled "explicit" - stupid!
The lyrics - Sing along lezbos!


Lesbiaaan. I'm a lesbiaaaan.
Lesbiaaan. I'm a lesbiaaaan!


L E S B I A N
I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten
L E S B I A N
Say it out aloud say it again and again

Well I am a lesbian and this is my thing
I'm not looking for a man or a wedding ring
Yeah it's women that I like coz I am a big dyke
I am as queer as queer can be and I drive a motorbike

Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
I love the vagine
Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
It's a daily routine

Well the lesbians I know are pretty cool
They wear their pants really low and it makes me drool
They wear comfortable shoes and they walk a certain way
They have a look in their eyes that says "I'm totally gay!"
Coz I'm a lesbian...

L E S B I A N

I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten
L E S B I A N (Coz I'm a lesbian)
Say it out aloud say it again and again
Coz I'm a lesbian
Lesbian!

Oh baby, you mean so much to me
I love the way you smother me
I know we only met 2 weeks ago but,
Do you wanna move in with me?

Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
I can keep a girl keen
Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
A munching machine!

Yeah being a lesbian is really the best
We like to work out for hours and strengthen our chest
We can party all night and we drink quite a lot
And one thing is for sure the sex is steamy and hot!
Yeah!

Chorus.

Lesbian!

More of Lizzy's stand up comedy on youtube.

Lizzy the Lezzy on the Sundance Channel!

I've made 5 new Lizzy episodes (and one with Gary the Gay, yay!) for The Sundance Channel - if you live in the US check your TV listings, they will be running them for Gay Pride Month this month! Or you can just watch them all right here! Enjoy muff munchers!

"Breasts"




"Lesbian Break-Ups"




"Love is..."




"Doctors & Nurses"




"Universal Love"



More of Lizzy's stand up comedy on youtube.