Cuz I'm a LESBIAN!

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Lizzy and the Muff Munchers -- I'm a Lesbian! http://www.lizzythelezzy.com
Created by Ruth Selwyn

Music by Yael Heim
http://www.myspace.com/yaelheim


The Muff Muncher Band:
Shakti "Shagme" Gorodetsky
Natalie "Nat the Twat" Walker
Hagit "I want a Harley" Shapira


Also starring:
Hadas B http://twitter.com/hadasb as a big dyke
Jill Abrams http://www.youtube.com/JillAbrams
Libby Tishler, Tami Bibring, Dana Ziv, Lior Elefant, Noa Barak, Yael B and the other dykes in the pub!

You can get it as a ringtone at http://www.myxer.com/lizzythelezzy but you have to sign in to get it as all my ringtones are labeled "explicit" - stupid!
The lyrics - Sing along lezbos!


Lesbiaaan. I'm a lesbiaaaan.
Lesbiaaan. I'm a lesbiaaaan!


L E S B I A N
I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten
L E S B I A N
Say it out aloud say it again and again

Well I am a lesbian and this is my thing
I'm not looking for a man or a wedding ring
Yeah it's women that I like coz I am a big dyke
I am as queer as queer can be and I drive a motorbike

Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
I love the vagine
Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
It's a daily routine

Well the lesbians I know are pretty cool
They wear their pants really low and it makes me drool
They wear comfortable shoes and they walk a certain way
They have a look in their eyes that says "I'm totally gay!"
Coz I'm a lesbian...

L E S B I A N

I stand out in a crowd, I am a one in ten
L E S B I A N (Coz I'm a lesbian)
Say it out aloud say it again and again
Coz I'm a lesbian
Lesbian!

Oh baby, you mean so much to me
I love the way you smother me
I know we only met 2 weeks ago but,
Do you wanna move in with me?

Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
I can keep a girl keen
Coz I'm a lesbian
Yeah you know what I mean
I'm a lesbian
A munching machine!

Yeah being a lesbian is really the best
We like to work out for hours and strengthen our chest
We can party all night and we drink quite a lot
And one thing is for sure the sex is steamy and hot!
Yeah!

Chorus.

Lesbian!

More of Lizzy's stand up comedy on youtube.

Straight Girls

Many straight girls secretly desire a lesbian experience, but maybe never sought out the opportunity or were too scared to follow through. They're sure of their sexuality but they just wanna check it out, because they're sexually liberated. But when it comes to the crunch, they don't really wanna lick your pussy. Mostly they're just fantasizing.



When a straight girl meets a lesbian, she immediately tries to flirt with her, she wants to know that if she were to sleep with a woman, that this lesbian wants to sleep with her. What she forgets, is that lesbians don't think through their dicks, or feel a need to prove that they can satisfy a straight girl, or turn her lesbo, so most have already crushed the possibility of sleeping with her as soon as they find out she's straight. But it doesn't stop us from fantasizing.